100+ April Fool Quotes And Pranks Ideas

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April Fool Day

1. You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

2. Today is April fool’s day. Believe nothing and trust no one, just like any other day.

3. Best April Fool Quotes: 31st or 1st April doesn’t matter. The fool is always a fool, wishing you a very happy and prosperous fools day. To the king of fools from the Queen of cools.

4. My friend thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So, I threw a coconut at his face.

5. Here come the April fool again, and as far as I can see the world has more fools in it than ever.

6. You are one of the cutest people in the world. Just a second, don’t
misunderstand.
Cute means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
April Fool’s Day

7. If you have anything important to tell me now, because I won’t believe you tomorrow. April Fool in Advanced

8. Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun
living in it, or profit.

9. April 1st, this is the day upon which we are reminded of what we
are on the other three-hundred and sixty-four.

10. Keep calm it’s only April Fool’s Day

11. “Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”

12. “The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone but must also break his looking-glass.”

13. “It’s not my fault I haven’t wished you happy birthday. I wasn’t sure that Facebook was not making an April fool’s joke on me.”

14. “Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke ?”

15. “A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.”

16. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

17. A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool, usually has his suspicions.

18. April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

19. April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

20. April Fools gone past, and you’re the biggest fool at last.

21. Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. ~ Charles Lamb

22. The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent

23. On purpose for pure merriment.
~ Poor Robin’s Almanac, 1790

24. The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world. ~ Thomas Shadwell

25. A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit; change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and mistaking foes for friends. ~ Arabian Proverb

26. Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment. ~ Horace

27. A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. ~ William Blake

28. Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me. ~ Robert Frost
Art is a revolt against fate. ~ Andre Malraux

29. I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. ~ Alan Coren
Art is the proper task of life. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

30. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~ Chinese Proverb
Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth. ~ Theodor Adorno

31. A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~ Henry Louis Mencken

32. Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools. ~ Gene Brown

33. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will Rogers

34. Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. ~ Twyla Tharp

35. Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. ~ Thomas Merton

36. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will Roger

37. If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~ Welsh Proverb

38. Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth. ~ John Ruskin

39. Art is man’s expression of his joy in labor. ~ Henry A. Kissinger

40. A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. ~ Anonymous
Even the gods love jokes. ~ Plato

41. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

42. It’s interesting if changing your Facebook relationship status as an April fool’s joke would be the end of your relationship.

43. Unemployment gives me plenty of time to make some cunning April fool’s pranks on the people who made me unemployed.

44. I wish I could be on jury duty on April fool’s day.

45. I’m sorry you had to leave thanks to my April fool’s Day joke.

46. I believe you still think it’s March, so I am sure you won’t pull any April fool’s Day pranks on me.

47. I wish your workday won’t be as boring as a multi-billion dollar company’s April fool’s Day prank.

48. It’s not my fault I haven’t wished you happy birthday. I wasn’t sure that Facebook was not making an April fool’s joke on me.

49. You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool’s joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor.

50. Making you believe you’re the father was the best prank I could have dreamed up.

51. Any your April fool’s Day prank won’t be so bad than that’ve already happened to me this year.

52. I don’t think I’ll worry about any April fool’s Day pranks, I’ll be too upset that it’s Monday.

53. You should understand by yourself that staging a murder is not the best April fool’s Day prank.

54. I’ve a feeling that my introduction to highly unpleasant friend was your attempt for an April fool’s joke.

55. You’ve done really good job deceiving and degrading me.

56. I’ll better wait for tomorrow to tell you I’m pregnant to avoid confusion in your mind.

57. You should know that on April fool’s Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the psychosis.

58. If we would have sex tonight I’d be happy with you telling everyone it was just an April fool’s joke.

59. Anything you say I won’t take it seriously and it doesn’t matter we talk today or any other day of the year.

60. April fool’s Day should be the best time to inform you that you have no idea where my clitoris is located.

61. This year I had problems with any good pranks, so I sent your whole family a photo of my balls.

62. “Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”

63. “The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone but must also break his looking-glass.”

64. “It’s not my fault I haven’t wished you happy birthday. I wasn’t sure that Facebook was not making an April fool’s joke on me.”

65. “Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke ?”

66. “A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.”

67. “Any your April fool’s Day prank won’t be so bad then that’s already happened to me this year.”

68. “The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.”

69. “A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit, change without progress; inquiry without an object; putting trust in a stranger, and mistaking foes for friends.”

70. “I have a feeling that my introduction to a highly unpleasant friend was your attempt for an April fool’s joke.”

71. April Fools Day Quotes“It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.”

72. “A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”

73. “You should know that on April fool’s Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the psychosis.”

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75. “It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.”

76. “A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.”

77. “May your playful April Fool’s Day prank help make your multi-billion dollar corporation appear slightly less evil.”

78. “A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way, he blames the door he walks into in the dark.”

79. “Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit.”

80. “I think that on the 1st of April Facebook should switch the “Status update” field with the “Search” field. In that way, we would all get to know what people our friends are stalking.”

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“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.”

83. “There is no greater fool than he that says, ‘There is no God unless it is the one who says he does not know whether there is one or not.”

84. “April fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they don’t feel the same you can just yell ‘trolled you.”

85. “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.”

86. “Wise men learn from other men’s mistakes, fools by their own.”

87. “Just a heads up not to worry about an April Fool’s Day pranks because I’ll be too depressed that it’s Monday.”

88. You’re really smart to wait until after midnight to tell me you love me.

89. April fool’s pregnancy prank would not have succeeded if it wasn’t for your reckless promiscuity.

90. I noticed your unhealthy lifestyle what makes cardiac arrest a possible outcome from an April fool’s joke.

91. Let me all wish you a happy Pretty-Much-Just another day where all of the news you find on the internet is actually fake.

92. May your playful April Fool’s Day prank help make your multi-billion dollar corporation appear slightly less evil.

93. Dear friend, I’m sorry that my April Fool’s Day joke which I played on you resulted in your deportation from the country.

94. Do you know what you have to do on the April Fool’s Day? Believe nothing and trust no one. Well, just like you should do any other day.

95. Let me all wish you a happy Pretty-Much-Just another day where all of the news you find on the internet is actually fake.

96. May your playful April Fool’s Day prank help make your multi-billion dollar corporation appear slightly less evil.

97. Dear friend, I’m sorry that my April Fool’s Day joke which I played on you resulted in your deportation from the country.

98. Do you know what you have to do on the April Fool’s Day? Believe nothing and trust no one. Well, just like you should do any other day.

99. I hope life isn’t a huge joke, because I have to admit I don’t get it.

100. Nothing is foolproof to an extremely talented fool.