100 April Fools Quotes in English 2019

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April Fools Quotes in English 2019

April Fools Quotes in English 2019

1.

You are a gorgeous, amazing, intelligent talented,
caring and understanding person.
Smiling? Well, Happy April Fool’s Day!

2.

Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
Happy April Fool’s Day.

3.

You definitely cannot touch your elbow with your tongue.
Tried doing it? Well, all the idiots would! Happy April Fool’s Day, friend.
This day is dedicated just to you!

4.

“You are precious to me…
I cannot live my life without you even for a minute…
You are my life and I can feel you everywhere!
Don’t put much pressure on your little brain! I am talking about oxygen.”

5.

Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
Happy April Fool’s Day

6.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and
let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

7.

If anyone calls you beautiful…
If anyone appreciates you for no reason…
If anyone thinks you are intelligent…
Just smile and wish the person Happy April Fool’s Day

8.

Believe nothing and trust no one
Today is April Fool’s Day

9.

I may forget to wish you on Diwali, Christmas or even New Year,
but I will never forget to wish you on April Fool’s Day!

10.

A fool is a fool.
Wishing a very happy, prosperous and joyful April Fool’s Day to the king of fools.

11.

Earth may stop rotating;
Birds may start talking
But your brain will never start working
‘April Fool’s Day’

12.

Candles may stop melting
And hearts may stop beating
But your brain will never start working
‘April Fool Day’ was meant just for people like you!

13.

“Some people can’t be fooled on April Fool’s Day because they were fooled too many times during their entire lifetime.”
― Akash B Chandran

14.

“April Fools’ is the only day to take people seriously.”
― Criss Jami, Hematology

15.

“Per se, a prank is meant to thank.
Rethink and thank the soft spank.
And fill in the blank,
Not even over drank,
Knelt when they made you walk the plank.”
― Ana Claudia Antunes, ACross Tic

16.

“I’m not a fan of April Fools’ Day. I can take a joke; I just don’t want to BE the joke.”
― Stewart Stafford

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17.

“Reader, if you wrest my words beyond their fair construction,
it is you, and not I, that is the April Fool.”
― Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia

18.

Take all the fools pout of this world and there would not be any fun living in it, or profit.
-Josh Billings

19.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.
-Happy April Fool’s Day.
-Michel de Montaigne

20.

It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
-Happy April Fool’s Day.
-Anatole France

21.

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence:
It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
-Happy April Fool’s Day.
-Horace

22.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.
-William Shakespeare

23.

Today is the day to propose.
If she accepts, great, if not just say April Fools.

24.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being,
but to remind him that he is already degraded.
-George Orwell

25.

You can fool all the people some of the time,
and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln

26.

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy.
Life is too short to put up with fools.

27.

Happy Fool’s Day Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

28.

Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself,
don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

29.

April 1st This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Have fun April Fool Day my friend!
~Mark Twain

30.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
~Chinese Proverb

31.

You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
-Happy Fool Day

32.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
-Happy Fools Day!

33.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy,
and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
-Happy Fools Day!

34.

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
-Happy Fools Day!

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35.

It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
and YOU have already done a good job 😉 Happy Fools DDay!
36.

A fool often fails because he thinks what is difficult is easy.
– Happy Fools Day!

37.

If you’re not fooling then press F13
Today is your day! Happy April Fool Day!

38.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
– Happy Fools Day!

39.

Yes, it’s true. We’re packing up and moving back to (Insert previous state name here).
We’ll miss everyone so much! – Happy Fools Day!

40.

The cat’s out of the bag — I was one of the Mega Millions of jackpot winners.
And no, I’m not sharing. – Happy Fools Day!

41.

Sorry peeps, but I’ve had it with Facebook.
I’m shutting my account off for good at the end of the day.
– Happy Fools Day!

42.

This cat, is a cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for a cat, 20 cats, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat. Happy April Fools Day

43.

A fool may be known by six things: anger, without cause; speech, without profit;
change, without progress; inquiry, without an object; putting trust in a stranger,
and mistaking foes for friends.
-Arabian Proverb

44.

A man always blames the woman who fools him.
In the same way, he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
-Henry Louis Mencken

45.

Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of May Day!

46.

The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself.
The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.
-Charles Caleb Colton

47.

The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,
must not only shut himself up alone but must also break his looking-glass.
-Nicolas Boileau

48.

“You are precious to me…
I cannot live my life without you even for a minute…
You are my life and I can feel you everywhere!
Don’t put much pressure on your little brain! I am talking about oxygen.”

49.

Hey, you! Yes, you! It’s your day today. You can be yourself and I know you will do a good job. Happy April Fool’s Day

50.

“The maple syrup’s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie—I—
April Fool!”

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51.

“The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.”

52.

“Any your April fool’s Day prank won’t be so bad then that’ve already happened to me this year.”

53.

“You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool’s joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor.”

54.

“If we would have sex tonight I’d be happy with you telling everyone Ohh don’t be serious it was just an April fool’s joke.”
-Shelly

55.

“I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”
-Alan Coren

56.

My worried convert into reality. Now I am pregnant so how we will manage this I am going to suicide now.
Ohh, don’t be serious today 1st April. Saying joke.

57.

I am worried the doctor says I have only new days for life because it involves coming chronic disease. You do not worry because just making an April fool joke.

58.

Oh, my friend is suffering from a cryonic disease so comes and meet me last time as per my wish.
Do not be shocked today April Fool Day.

59.

Last night I heard news on T.v one unusual species born in our area so because full not leave your home till the next announcement.
Ohh today April fool day

60.

Okay, let’s go to another place I just my house and all things pack up on the same day.
Ohh, don’t worry today April fool.

61.

I saying serious not make you fool, am on the way and i think drive goes wrong I feel am hijack now. Funny 1 April today

62.

I just kill someone and I will never come home for the next few days due to the fair of arresting.
Oh no worry today April fool

63.

Today my mobile going hack and all privacy data about you gonna hacked.
Today is April Fool so do not take seriously.

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