100 Raksha Bandhan Quotes in English 2020[With Images]

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Raksha Bandhan Quotes in English 2020

1.

We might disagree, fight and argue quite often,
but that doesn’t change my love for you.
Wishing you a Happy Raksha Bandhan!

2.

Missing the fights and enormous love that we shared in our childhood days.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!

3.

You are my best friend and the best gift I ever received!
I know you will always be there for me. Happy Raksha Bandhan!

4.

I might not express my love for you often,
but today on the occasion of Rakhi I promise you that
I’ll always be there for you. Happy Raksha Bandha, behen!

5.

We might be a distance apart but I respect and love you.
Sending my love and best wishes to Rakhi today. Happy Raksha Bandhan!

6.

Thank you for being my first best friend and guardian, Bhai.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to you!

7.

We might not be together on this Raksha Bandhan,
but that doesn’t change my love for you.
I promise to always take care of you and protect you.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!

8.

Even though we may fight like cats and dogs on some days,
we are the best of friends and I’ll always stand by you in difficult times.
Wishing you a very happy Raksha Bandhan.

9.

This Rakhi, I wish our bond of love grows stronger with each passing year.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!

10.

I hope our love for each other never diminishes.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!

11.

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing.
You’ll never lose me. I will always be here. Happy Raksha Bandhan!

12.

This Raksha Bandhan, I pray to God that,
may our bond of love continue to grow stronger with each passing year?

13.

Having you is like having a best friend I can’t get rid of.
I know whatever I do, you will still be there. Happy Raksha Bandhan!

14.

In the cookie of life, my dear sister is the chocolate chips.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

15.

To have a lovely sister is like having a true soulmate.
Happy Rakhi!

16.

It is you who have hidden all my secrets and given me the freedom to do everything in life.
Love you bahiya! Happy Rakshabandhan!

17.

my sister is someone more special than words.
You are love mixed with friendship and a million everlasting favorite memories.
You are a hand within my hand enfolded with love and understanding.
You give me a feeling that makes me wonder what I would ever do without you,
and no one is loved so dearly. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

18.

On the auspicious occasion of Raksha Bandhan,
I want to promise my dear sister that no matter what I will always stand by her side!
Lots of hugs and love to my dear sister on Raksha Bandhan!

19.

It may be that memories will fade with time but the love that brother and sister share will never fade away, rather it will multiply over the years.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dearest sister”

20.

From a chubby kid with a running nose to a beautiful woman,
you have come a long way sister. Happy Rakhi!

21.

We share a strong bond. May it grow stronger with time.
Happy Rakhi!

22.

Dear sister, may you always be happy and in the pink of health.
Wishing you a very happy Rakhi.

23.

The day to gorge on sweets and have lots of fun has arrived.
Wishing you a very happy Rakhi, dear sister.

24.

The best gift mom and dad gave me is a wonderful sister like you.
Happy Rakhi, sis!

25.

Dear sister, you are my best friend and
I would never want to part from you. Happy Rakhi!

26.

No one understands me as you do.
You are my closest ally and the one in whom I can place my complete trust.
Happy Rakhi, dear sister!

27.

On this auspicious occasion, I want you to know that I really care for you and would always stand by your side. Happy Rakhi, sis!

28.

We are miles apart from each other,
but are still connected as both of us will remain in each otherís hearts forever.
Happy Rakhi, sis!

29.

I have such a wonderful sister like you.
There is nothing more that I want from God. Happy Rakhi.

30.

Many years ago, God gave me a wonderful gift and that was you, dear sister. Happy Rakhi!

31.

Dear sister, whenever you would need support or advice,
I will always be there by your side. Happy Rakhi!

32.

You are much more than my sister.
You are my best friend and guardian.
Happy Rakhi and enjoy the day!

33.

Do not be disheartened that I am not there with you this Rakhi.
My good wishes will always be with you. Wishing you a very happy rakhi.

34.

I will always stand by you no matter how tough the situation might me.
Happy RakshaBandhan!

35.

No matter how old you grow, for me, you will always remain my adorable little sister.
Happy RakshaBandhan!

36.

Brother and sister relationship is all about quarrels and also love for each other.
Happy Rakhi!

37.

How blessed one feels when he has a sister cum best friend.
Happy Rakhi!… Love you!

38.

This Rakhi, reinforce the bond of love with your siblings and make it unforgettable forever. Happy Rakshabandhan.

39.

Loads of Rakhi wishes to all my brother standing on borders to protect us.
Happy Rakshabandhan.

40.

Happy Rakshabandhan. Don’t make the commitment of protection only to your sister but determined to protect all the girls.

41.

Happy Raksha Bandhan to all lovely brothers and sisters.
May the festival remain awesome for you and shower all happiness.

42.

Warm wishes of Rakshabandhan.
Enjoy the festival of love and harmony with family, friends, and relatives.

43.

On the occasion of Rakshabandhan,
I am forwarding my wishes to all of you.
Celebrate the festival with your loved ones.

44.

Holding sweets and Rakhi on a plate, donít make your sisters wait.
Reach home with gifts and celebrate.

45.

Warm wishes for Rakhi dear brother.
I wish our bond of love and togetherness never lose its color.

46.

Happy Rakshabandhan to the best brother in this world.
You are more like our Dad, then a bro. Love you.

47.

Happy Rakshabandhan! May this festival of love and commitment fills all beautiful colors in your life.

48.

On the occasion of Rakshabandhan – the festival of siblings.
Let’s join hands and make a commitment with nature to protect it.

49.

This Rakshabandhan doesnít stay apart.
Join your family and celebrate as they are lifeís most important parts.

50.

On this pious occasion of Raksha Bandhan, I want to remind you that no matter what,
I will always be there for you my little sissy.
Love you. Happy Rakshabandhan.

51.

I may not be there with you bhaiya but remember I miss you and
I am waiting for you to come home really soon. Happy Rakhi!

52.

Let’s share the bond of love once again on the day of Raksha Bandhan and make our bonding even stronger. Happy Rakshabandhan.

53.

Happy Raksha Bandhan to all wonderful sisters.
Have a blissful day with lovely gifts of brothers.

54.

Happy Rakshabandhan to all the brothers and sisters.
Letís make this festival more wonderful by helping those in need.

55.

The festival of Rakshabandhan teaches us togetherness and commitments.
Letís get united and protect our nature.

56.

The warmth of love between brothers and sisters should remain lifelong.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

57.

I love this festival of Rakshabandhan as my sister waits for me,
and I got the chance to show my importance.

58.

Happy Raksha Bandhan to all the brave soldiers standing on the border fearlessly to protect us.
You all are true heroes.

59.

On the festival of Raksha Bandhan commit yourself and this land that you will never hurt its integrity.

60.

Dear bro, on this Raksha Bandhan,
I commit that I will protect you from all hurdles of life.
Your loving sister.

61.

Hey sister, you are the only one I see a glimpse of my childhood.
Love you and happy Rakshabandhan.

62.

Happy Raksha Bandhan to you, live a long and healthy life.
This is a wish from a brother to his sister.

63.

Hey sister, you are the only one I see a glimpse of my childhood.
Love you and happy Rakshabandhan.

64.

I am your brother and for this I have proud.
And I want to shout it hard and loud, Happy Rakshabandhan.

65.

Khushiyo ka Tyohar. Mithai ki Barsaat.
Har bahen ko apne Bhai ka intezar.
Kyo ki. Ye, he raksha bandan ka tyohar!
Happy Rakhsha Bandhan

66.

Neend apni bhula kar sulaye humko,
Aansu apne gira ker hasaye sabko,
Dard kabhi na dena us devi ke avtar ko,
Jamana jise kehta hai bhain jisko, Happy Rakhi

67.

Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka Sabka Kehna Hai Ek Hazaron Mein Meri Behna Hai
Love You My Sweet Sister! Happy Rakhsha Bandhan.

68.

Aaj Din Bahut Khaas Hai, Behan ke Liye Kuch Mere Paas Hai, Uske Sukun Ki Khaatir O Behnaa..
Tera Bhaiya Hamesha Tere Aas-Paas Hai! Happy Rakhsha Bandhan

69.

Aati thi jaati thi hansti thi hansaati thi, bhagati thi bhagaati thi,
bolti thi bulwaati thi, par aaj pata chala ki voh mujhe rakhi bandhanaa chahati thi.
Happy Rakhsha Bandhan

70.

Happy Rakshabandhan to my lovely brother,
who has become a big boy now. Come home,
your sister is waiting for you.

71.

A bucket full of love and happiness,
a pinch of desire and fighting and a knot of promise.
-Rakshabandhan festival.

72.

With ages, we have forgotten the charm of Raksha Bandhan.
This time, no excuse. Letís celebrate the festival and make it rewarding.

73.

Every Raksha Bandhan recalls me of your love and care for me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to you my sweet brother.

74.

I donít want big gifts on Raksha Bandhan.
All I want, you come home on the day and we together celebrate.

75.

Rakhi is tread that joins both us together with some commitments.
Happy Rakshabandhan to your brother.

76.

Never be upset if I am not around,
my wishes will always there for you.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweet bro.

77.

On the occasion of Raksha Bandhan,
I commit to my sweet brother that I will always protect you as Iím ur Di.

78.

We laugh and cry, we play and fight.
We shared moments of happiness and sorrows,
which made our bond stronger. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you Sister.

79.

Happy Rakshabandh brother! I donít gift from you,
just be with me every Raksha Bandhan, this is the biggest present for me.

80.

On this festival of Raksha Bandhan, letís be together and
commit that we will stay together in every situation.

81.

Wishing you happy Raksha Bandhan my brave brother.
Have a great day and donít miss me and my rakhi sent you through the post.

82.

This is the first Raksha Bandhan we are not together.
Itís going boring. I will never let this happen again.

83.

Dear Sis, Wish u Happy Raksha Bandhan,
let’s celebrate this festival of love again with the same zeal and enthusiasm

84.

I thank God for giving me u as a small sister. On this Rakhi,
I promise to be the best brother. Love u a lot is…

85.

I wish u Happy Rakhi. Sisters are the most precious gift of life.
I thank God for giving me such a precious gift.

86.

Happy Raksha Bandhan to the world’s best brother.
Thanks, Bhaiya for letting me do whatever I wanted to do.
Thanks for giving me the freedom to pursue my dreams.
You are the one who hides my all secrets and loves me as no one else does.
Thanks for supporting me unconditionally and believing in me.
I feel very blessed to have a brother like you.

87.

Warm greetings 4 Raksha Bandhan sweet sisterÖ
Ur & have always been the best sister.

88.

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things u never said.
Happy Raksha Bandhan all Sisters.

89.

I have teased you and have made u cry many times.
But my love 4u is eternal, Wishing U HRB.

90.

The memories may fade away with time,
but the special bond of love we share will grow ever stronger. HRB

91.

Dear sister, ur the most beautiful person I know.
Iím lucky to have it. Wishing u a very Happy Raksha Bandhan.

92.

Dear sister, ur the most beautiful person I know. Iím lucky to have it.
Wishing u a very Happy Raksha Bandhan.

93.

Sending you a thread of love which will bind our heart and life and makes our bond of togetherness stronger.
‘Happy Raksha Bandhan’

94.

Even if we are not together on this Raksha Bandhan there’s always this strong bond that keeps us connected irrespective of the geographical boundaries.

95.

The one who is reading this message is very close to my heart and I love him the most.
He is indeed you, my handsome brother.
‘Happy Raksha Bandhan’

96.

Sending you this Rakhi with a wish that this thread secures our tie and keeps our love strong.
‘Happy Raksha Bandhan’

97.

There is no buddy like a brother and no supergirl like a sister…
Blessed to have both……..Happy Rakhi!!

98.

It is all blue, the sky is hue, dear darling brother, I love you!!!
Happy Rakshabandhan!

99.

Cherishing the memorable time spent in childhood and trying to make new memories this year.
Happy Rakshabandhan!!

100.

It is you who have hidden all my secrets and given me the freedom to do everything in life.
Love you bhaiya!….. Happy Rakshabandhan!

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Top 100 Guru Nanak Jayanti Quotes in English 2020[with Images]

Guru Nanak Jayanti Quotes in English 2020- Here is the list of top 100 Guru Nanak Jayanti Quotes in English 2020. Don’t forget to share the content with your friends.

Guru Nanak Jayanti Quotes in English 2019

Guru Nanak Jayanti Quotes in English 2020

1. I am not the born; how can there be either birth or death for me?

2. Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a Guru, none can cross over to the other shore.

3.
Na koi Hindu haiNa koi Musalman haisabhi Manusya haisabhi saamaan hai

4. I wish you all a very auspicious 550th Gurupurab of Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji!

5. Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a Guru, none can cross over to the other shore.

6. The word is the Guru, The Guru is the Word, For all nectar is enshrined in the world Blessed is the word which reveals the Lord’s name But more is the one who knows by the Guru’s grace

7. Death would not be called bad, O people, if one knew how to truly die.

8. Greetings on the 550th Gurupurab of Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji!

9. Even Kings and emperors with heaps of wealth and vast dominion cannot compare with an ant filled with the love of God.

10. Whoever, styling himself as a teacher lives on the charity of others, never bow before him. He who earns his livelihood by the sweat of Hasbro and shares it with others. O Nanak only he can know the way

11. From its brilliancy, everything is illuminated.

12.
Satguru Nanak Pargateya
Mitti Dund Jag Chanan Hoya,
Aap ji nu Sri Guru Nanak Devji
De Gurpurab dian Lakh-Lakh Vadaiyan
HAPPY GURPURAB

13.
Nanak Naam Jahaaz Hai
Jo Chadhe So Uttre Paar,
Happy Guru Nanak Jayanti!

14.
May your life full of Golden Days always with Guru’s Blessings warm wishes on Gurunanak Dev Ji’s Birthday

15.
God is one, but he has innumerable forms. He is the creator of all and He himself takes the human form.

16. Thou has a thousand eyes and yet not one eye; Thou host a thousand forms and yet not one form.

17. The lord can never be established nor created; the formless one is limitlessly complete in Himself.

18. Death would not be called bad, O people, if one knew how to truly die.

19. There is but One God, His name is Truth, He is the Creator, He fears none, he is without hate, He never dies, He is beyond the cycle of births and death, He is self-illuminated, He is realized by the kindness of the True Guru. He was True in the beginning, He was True when the ages commenced and have ever been True, He is also True now.

20. God is one, but he has innumerable forms. He is the creator of all and He himself takes the human form

21. Death would not be called bad, O people, if one knew how to truly die.

22.
Jyo kar suraj nikleya..
Tare chupe haner ploa..
Miti dhund jag chanan hoa..
Kaal taarn guru nanak aiya..
Gurpurb Dee Lakh Lakh Wadai..

23.
Nanak Nich kahe vichaar,
Waria na jaava ek waar,
Jo tud bhave sai bhali kaar,
Tu sada salamat nirankaar
Gurpurb Dee Lakh Lakh Wadai.

24.
May you find happiness and peace with the blessings of Guru Nanak Dev Ji Happy Gurunanak Jayanti

25.
“Nanak Naam chardi Kala
Tere Bhane Sarbat Da Bhala”
On Guru Nanak Devji’s Birthday
wishing Babajis blessings be with you.

26.
LET US ALL CELEBRATE JANAM DIVAS,
PRAKASH UTSAV DIVAS OF
SHRI GURU NANAK DEV JI
Happy GURPURAB

27.
Satguru Nanak Pargatiya Mitti Dhund Jag Chanan Hoya.
Wishing You Happy Gurpurab.

28.
On this auspicious occasion of the birthday of
Guru Nanak Dev Ji,
I wish to convey to you all my heartiest congratulations..!!
Happy GURPURAB

29.
One cannot comprehend Him through reason, even if one reasoned for ages

30. The lord can never be established nor created; the formless one is limitlessly complete in Himself

31. The word is the Guru, The Guru is the Word, For all nectar is enshrined in the world Blessed is the word which reveals the Lord’s name But more is the one who knows by the Guru’s grace

32. He who shows the real home in this body is the Guru. He makes the five sounded word reverberate in man

33. Thou has a thousand eyes and yet not one eye; Thou host a thousand forms and yet not one form.

34. Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a Guru, none can cross over to the other shore.

35. I am not the born; how can there be either birth or death for me?

36. Death would not be called bad, O people, if one knew how to truly die.

37.
“Sabhna jiya ka ek daataa
so mai visar na jaaee”
May Guru Nanak Birthday
Enlighten your heart & mind
with knowledge & sanctity
Happy Guru Nanak Jyanti!

38.
Nanak Naam Jahaaz Hai
Jo Chadhe So Uttre Paar!

39.
On the auspicious occasion of Gurpurab, I wish that you are showered with Guru Ji’s divine blessings today and forever.
Happy Gurpurab

40.
May Guru Bless You & Your Family With Joy,
Peace & Happiness…!!
Happy Gurpurab..!!!

41.
May the Gurpurab bring Joy & Happiness to your life!
HAPPY GURPURAB!

42.
Maybe the blessing of Wahe Guru be with you.

43.
Celebrate Gurpurab with your
loved ones/friends and family,
and enjoy Guru Ji’s Divine Love and Blessings
HAPPY GURPURAB

44. Even Kings and emperors with heaps of wealth and vast dominion cannot compare with an ant filled with the love of God

45. As fragrance abides in the flower
As reflection is within the mirror,
So does your Lord abide within you,
Why search for him without?

46. From its brilliancy, everything is illuminated.

47. Sing the songs of joy to the Lord, serve the Name of the Lord, and become the servant of His servants.

48. Through shallow intellect, the mind becomes shallow, and one eats the fly, along with the sweets.

49. He who shows the real home in this body is the Guru. He makes the five sounded word reverberate in man.

50. He who shows the real home in this body is the Guru. He makes the five sounded word reverberate in man.

51.
“The True One was there from time immemorial.
He is there today and ever there you will find.
He never died nor will he ever die. …
Look within, you will see Him there enshrined.”

52.
“Who is unmanifest?
Who is liberated?
Who is the link between what is inside and out?
Who comes and who goes?
Who it is who pervades the three worlds about?”

53.
“I don’t die… He who is merged with the omnipresent is never gone.”

54.
ਜਨ ਕਉ ਨਦਿਰ ਕਰਮੁ ਤਿਨ ਕਾਰ ॥
ਨਾਨਕ ਨਦਰੀ ਨਦਿਰ ਨਿਹਾਲ ॥੩੮॥

55.
ੴ ਸਤਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਕਰਤਾ ਪੁਰਖੁ ਨਿਰਭਉ ਨਿਰਵੈਰੁ ਅਕਾਲ ਮੂਰਤਿ ਅਜੂਨੀ ਸੈਭੰ ਗੁਰ ਪ੍ਰਸਾਦਿ ॥

56.
Aap sab nu Dhan Dhan Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji De Janam Divas Diyan Lakh-Lakh Vadhayian.

57.
ज्यो कर सूरज निकलेया..
तारे छुपे हनेर प्लोवा..
मिटी ढूंड जग चानन होवा..
काल तार्न गुरु नानक अइया..
गुरु नानक देव जी दे
प्रकाश उत्सव दी लाख-लाख वादाइया.

58.
नानक नीच कहे विचार,
वेरिया ना जाव एक वार,
जो टूड भावे सई भली कार,
तू सदा सलामत निरंकार
गुरपूर्ब् डी लाख लाख वाड़ाई

59.
ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਜੀ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਅਤੇ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਪਰਿਵਾਰ ਨੂੰ ਅਨੰਦ,
ਸ਼ਾਂਤੀ ਅਤੇ ਖ਼ੁਸਿਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਭਰ ਦੇਣ
ਖ਼ੁਸ਼ਿਆਂ ਭਰਿਆ ਗੁਰਪੁਰਬ.

60.
ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਜੀ ਦਾ ਖਾਲਸਾ
ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਜੀ ਦੀ ਫਤਿਹ.
ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਸਾਰਿਆਂ ਵਾਸਤੇ ਇੱਹ ਗੁਰਪੁਰਬ ਖ਼ੁਸਿਆਂ ਭਰਿਆ

61.
As reflection is within the mirror,
So does your Lord abide within you,
Why search for him without?

62.
The True One was there from time immemorial.
He is there today and ever there you will find.
He never died nor will he ever die. …
Look within, you will see Him there enshrined.

63.
Whatever be the qualities of the man with whom a woman is united according to the law, such qualities even she assumes, like a river, united with the ocean.

64.
I don’t die… He who is merged with the omnipresent is never gone.

65.
The word is the Guru, The Guru is the Word, For all nectar is enshrined in the world Blessed is the word which reveals the Lord’s name But more is the one who knows by the Guru’s grace.

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100 April Fools Quotes in English 2020

April Fools Quotes in English 2020- This time we have handpicked our favorite quotes for the April Fool Day. Don’t forget to share the content.

April Fools Quotes in English 2019

April Fools Quotes in English 2020

1.

You are a gorgeous, amazing, intelligent talented,
caring and understanding person.
Smiling? Well, Happy April Fool’s Day!

2.

Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
Happy April Fool’s Day.

3.

You definitely cannot touch your elbow with your tongue.
Tried doing it? Well, all the idiots would! Happy April Fool’s Day, friend.
This day is dedicated just to you!

4.

“You are precious to me…
I cannot live my life without you even for a minute…
You are my life and I can feel you everywhere!
Don’t put much pressure on your little brain! I am talking about oxygen.”

5.

Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
Happy April Fool’s Day

6.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and
let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

7.

If anyone calls you beautiful…
If anyone appreciates you for no reason…
If anyone thinks you are intelligent…
Just smile and wish the person Happy April Fool’s Day

8.

Believe nothing and trust no one
Today is April Fool’s Day

9.

I may forget to wish you on Diwali, Christmas or even New Year,
but I will never forget to wish you on April Fool’s Day!

10.

A fool is a fool.
Wishing a very happy, prosperous and joyful April Fool’s Day to the king of fools.

11.

Earth may stop rotating;
Birds may start talking
But your brain will never start working
‘April Fool’s Day’

12.

Candles may stop melting
And hearts may stop beating
But your brain will never start working
‘April Fool Day’ was meant just for people like you!

13.

“Some people can’t be fooled on April Fool’s Day because they were fooled too many times during their entire lifetime.”
― Akash B Chandran

14.

“April Fools’ is the only day to take people seriously.”
― Criss Jami, Hematology

15.

“Per se, a prank is meant to thank.
Rethink and thank the soft spank.
And fill in the blank,
Not even over drank,
Knelt when they made you walk the plank.”
― Ana Claudia Antunes, ACross Tic

16.

“I’m not a fan of April Fools’ Day. I can take a joke; I just don’t want to BE the joke.”
― Stewart Stafford

17.

“Reader, if you wrest my words beyond their fair construction,
it is you, and not I, that is the April Fool.”
― Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia

18.

Take all the fools pout of this world and there would not be any fun living in it, or profit.
-Josh Billings

19.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.
-Happy April Fool’s Day.
-Michel de Montaigne

20.

It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
-Happy April Fool’s Day.
-Anatole France

21.

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence:
It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
-Happy April Fool’s Day.
-Horace

22.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.
-William Shakespeare

23.

Today is the day to propose.
If she accepts, great, if not just say April Fools.

24.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being,
but to remind him that he is already degraded.
-George Orwell

25.

You can fool all the people some of the time,
and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln

26.

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy.
Life is too short to put up with fools.

27.

Happy Fool’s Day Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

28.

Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself,
don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

29.

April 1st This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Have fun April Fool Day my friend!
~Mark Twain

30.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
~Chinese Proverb

31.

You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
-Happy Fool Day

32.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
-Happy Fools Day!

33.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy,
and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
-Happy Fools Day!

34.

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
-Happy Fools Day!

35.

It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
and YOU have already done a good job 😉 Happy Fools DDay!
36.

A fool often fails because he thinks what is difficult is easy.
– Happy Fools Day!

37.

If you’re not fooling then press F13
Today is your day! Happy April Fool Day!

38.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
– Happy Fools Day!

39.

Yes, it’s true. We’re packing up and moving back to (Insert previous state name here).
We’ll miss everyone so much! – Happy Fools Day!

40.

The cat’s out of the bag — I was one of the Mega Millions of jackpot winners.
And no, I’m not sharing. – Happy Fools Day!

41.

Sorry peeps, but I’ve had it with Facebook.
I’m shutting my account off for good at the end of the day.
– Happy Fools Day!

42.

This cat, is a cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for a cat, 20 cats, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat. Happy April Fools Day

43.

A fool may be known by six things: anger, without cause; speech, without profit;
change, without progress; inquiry, without an object; putting trust in a stranger,
and mistaking foes for friends.
-Arabian Proverb

44.

A man always blames the woman who fools him.
In the same way, he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
-Henry Louis Mencken

45.

Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of May Day!

46.

The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself.
The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.
-Charles Caleb Colton

47.

The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,
must not only shut himself up alone but must also break his looking-glass.
-Nicolas Boileau

48.

“You are precious to me…
I cannot live my life without you even for a minute…
You are my life and I can feel you everywhere!
Don’t put much pressure on your little brain! I am talking about oxygen.”

49.

Hey, you! Yes, you! It’s your day today. You can be yourself and I know you will do a good job. Happy April Fool’s Day

50.

“The maple syrup’s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie—I—
April Fool!”

51.

“The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.”

52.

“Any your April fool’s Day prank won’t be so bad then that’ve already happened to me this year.”

53.

“You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool’s joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor.”

54.

“If we would have sex tonight I’d be happy with you telling everyone Ohh don’t be serious it was just an April fool’s joke.”
-Shelly

55.

“I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”
-Alan Coren

56.

My worried convert into reality. Now I am pregnant so how we will manage this I am going to suicide now.
Ohh, don’t be serious today 1st April. Saying joke.

57.

I am worried the doctor says I have only new days for life because it involves coming chronic disease. You do not worry because just making an April fool joke.

58.

Oh, my friend is suffering from a cryonic disease so comes and meet me last time as per my wish.
Do not be shocked today April Fool Day.

59.

Last night I heard news on T.v one unusual species born in our area so because full not leave your home till the next announcement.
Ohh today April fool day

60.

Okay, let’s go to another place I just my house and all things pack up on the same day.
Ohh, don’t worry today April fool.

61.

I saying serious not make you fool, am on the way and i think drive goes wrong I feel am hijack now. Funny 1 April today

62.

I just kill someone and I will never come home for the next few days due to the fair of arresting.
Oh no worry today April fool

63.

Today my mobile going hack and all privacy data about you gonna hacked.
Today is April Fool so do not take seriously.

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